Sausage

I have noticed an alarming trend which I would like to share with the community at large: "Sausage". Recently, I was on the street, unlocking the door, when a man rode past on a bike and yelled out something that sounded exactly like "Sausage!!!" I turned around, and he's grinning at me as he rides away, and I'm like what??? So I asked my flatmates if this meant anything and after initially telling me it meant "lardass" they conceded that it didn't actually mean anything as far as they knew. I puzzled over this, but eventually let it go.

Then yesterday, I'm walking down the street, and someone yells something out of a van at me, and I swear he said "sausage" too. So I have come up with two possible solutions: Either
a) Sausage means something that I don't know about (in which case, someone please tell me) or
b) I have become paranoid about this and now all I can hear is the word "sausage".

Anyway, I am very confused now. What is this sausage thing?

But here are the things that have made me smile in the last 24 hours:

1) Watching Paris Hilton's New BFF. At the TTYN ceremony (Talk to Ya Never!) one of the potential BFF"s started swearing at Paris and told her she "wasn't as nice as people thought". Loves it!

2) Kim Kardashian taking her mum to her Playboy shoot.

3) One of the ads on the underground is for a plastic surgeon, and it has a picture of a smiling woman with enormous breasts and the slogan "When a push up bra just isn't enough, get a boob job!" or something to that effect. Someone had stuck a sticker on it which read "You don't need this. You are perfect just the way you are". Heart.

4) Tube or false with TFL: http://www.tfl.gov.uk/tfl/corporate/modesoftransport/tube/history/

That's pretty much it for now peeps. Keep listening for sausages!!