Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Don't eat the yellow snow


Yes it's snowing! I'm very excited, to the point where I ran outside in my pyjamas this morning, bare foot, and nearly froze to death, while my flatmate yelled out "Kathryn! What are you doing??" She had a good point. It's cold.

But I am excited in the way that only someone who hasn't grown up with snow is. I don't see the disruption, the ice, the endless difficulties presented by the slush on the roads: I only see the light white flake falling from the sky onto my nose. And to me, it's magical.

The freezing cold is less exciting.

Less than two weeks until I go home! Can't wait to see everyone and eat Australian food and have a time out from snow inducing weather. It's thrilling. Unfortunately, my weekend was not very exciting so there's nothing to share there. My friend Judith came over for a movie night and then I spent Sunday at church. Non-stop I know! Still, it's too cold to leave the flat really. So I'm hibernating. Like a blonde bear. Bring supplies please!!!!!

Friday, November 26, 2010

The Word Is

That its going to snow this weekend. it's definitely cold enough. it's absolutely freezing and I think that I have caught pnuemonia or something equally horrible from sitting outside on Wednesday (damn police). I am writing this to put off having to go to uni becauseI have a moot meeting which I don't feel like going to because our coach is going to tell us how we are useless and how my work isn't as good as Sam's. And all I can think is "Sam is halfway through his arguments and has written 16 pages. I have completed my arguments and they are 14. Page limit is 12.5 5 points off per page over. Who is going to be losing the points here?" Which is annoying, and it's too cold so I'm not in the mood to be my usual sunshiney self.

In other news, my boss is saying he won't give anyone time off for Christmas. So I have to go and argue with him, and if he won't budge... quit. Fingers crossed for me everyone, I don't want to spend the new year job hunting!

Thursday, November 25, 2010

No ifs, no buts, no education.... wait a second, let us out!

Yes, its true, I went to the student protests yesterday. Let me say that this is because I think the issue is serious: people have a right to have access to higher education, without being priced out of the running. So at 12, I went down to the UCL quad, listened to a speech, and then prepared to march. But.... they weren't marching. They were staging a sit in. Deciding immediately that this was LAME, I left, had a coffee and jumped on the bus home. While on the bus, the driver makes an announcement, saying that the roads aroundWestminster are closed, so you have to take the tube if you are travelling that way. Closed? Hmm, I thought. Sounds delicious. I promptly got off and jumped onto the tube to Westminster.

I got off, immediately noticed a police presence in the station, then walked upstairs. It was a little eerie next to Westminster Abbey, because they'd shut off all the traffic. There were a heap of confused tourists milling around, dozens of police, and over on a street leading up to Parliament Square, loads bangs, small explosions, and a wall of irritated looking police. I walked over to check it out. There were about thirty people standing there, looking over the wall of police to the protest. The police had set up a row of officers, then some vans, then another row, creating a kind of dead space in between. So I stood there for a while, occasionally chanting with the rest of them (I do love a good chant).

"No ifs, no buts, no education cuts!"
"Nick Clegg shame on you, shame on you for turning blue." And the like. A school girl had gotten a hold of a broken megaphone and was yelling this out to us, waving her signs. The best of which were:

"I cant afford a sign, how am I supposed to pay for university?" Written on an A4 piece of file paper.
"Dumbledore would not put up with this sh*t".
"Dobby did not die for this".
"FML".

The police told us that there were blocks on either end of the road, so no one could get in or out. How interesting, we thought. I started chatting to the lady next to me, who did her Masters in Law at the same place I am, when we noticed people walking through the blockade on the other side of the road. Oh, we thought, they must be turning everyone back the other way from parliament square. Well, lets go. We can march on to Trfalger Square and then head home. It's about three at this point.

So we walk into the cordoned off area. The police are pushing everyone back trying to reclaim their graffittied police van (which someone later told me was probably left there, in the middle of the protest, in the hopes it would get vandalised, so they could show everyone how violent we are). We walked through to the other side, only to be told that no, no one is getting out there. So we walk back where we came from, only to be told that no, no one's getting out there. What? we ask. Surely this is a violation of our civil liberties. Shrug, goes the constable.

The next three hours were vey very cold. It was getting later and darker, no one had eaten for hours, boys were peeing on the side of the road, girls were lying down crying, people started lighting fires to escape the cold, it was insane. And the police weren't budging. At about five they bought in port-a-loos and started shuffling people through. One girl told me that this was like the G20 protests, and they kept them there all night. But I was supposed to start work at 5! I told the police man. Shrug goes the constable.

At about six, I was standing at the front of the mosh, facing the police with my new friend, who was arguing in a very lawyerly fashion about how they need to let us leave. She gave him a business card, and said "you can track me down if you need to". Shrug goes the constable. But hen, by some miracle, he gets a nod from someone else, and says to the two of us "ok, off you go". Se we ran for freedom, out into parliament square, breathing in the fresh, fire free air. And then I went straight to work. I heard later they didn't let everyone go until midnight, because they were releasing people only in twos and threes and only every ten or fifteen minutes. And there were thousands of us.

Then I went to work, having had no food all day and being slightly freezing and traumatised, and being very tired. It was a great shift, of course.

The worst thing was when I got home, and the media had written it up as being a violent protest, contained by the police. Which is ridiculous. Towards the end all we were chanting was "LET US OUT". And sure there were people sitting on bus stops and climbing walls, but so what? As one girl said, "Its like a festival. But shit."

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Lazy Saturday

It's a lazy Saturday, and to be honest I could not be happier. I have about a thousand things I should be doing, but I am sitting on the sofa watching a Michael Buble music video, drinking hot chocolate, thinking study? That can wait until Monday! Can't believe the new Harry Potter movie has been out for 24 hours and I have not yet seen it. This is the only thing that is marring an otherwise cheerful morning.

Was working in Ludgate Hill last night, which is near St Paul's cathedral for those of you not in the know, and had a very weird conversation with some of my customers. One of them was trying to convince me to go to dinner with him, and I was saying "no thanks" because let's be honest, most of them have wives and girl friends at home. Then his friend turns to me and says, "I'm not as subtle as my friend. I'm just going to wait outside til you finish your shift and then attack and rape you." It was weird. I had to laugh though. Just the way he said it. And he was not a very intimidating looking guy. Though I did tell them that if they didn't act sensibly, I would get Nick, the enormous guy who was working behind the bar, to beat them up. That scared them!

I walked back from St Paul's to home, which took me about 50 minutes, and it was so cold it took my breath away. It's a nice walk though, peaceful and beautiful, past the Tate Modern and the Globe theatre. I love the idea of walking this route which people have been walking along for hundreds of years, doing the same thing as me (well, on the South Bank, its more likely the were prostitutes or drunks, but you know what I mean).

I'm going to be home 3 weeks from today. Cant believe it! Can't wait.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Photos


I'm a genius. And I just figured out how to upload photos!! Yay! So I will upload a few for the fans..... who have requested them....
Have gone back and attached them to relevant posts. As many as I can be bothered. But here is a picture of a squirrel. The one who jumped on my leg back in August. Everyone say AWWWWWWWWWWW.

Pimpin'

I feel like I should pimp my blog. For realsies. I have no pictures, no art, no nothing. Should I make this more entertaining for you readers? All two of you? Maybe.

Was at work last night, and I had a booking of people from Deutsche Bank. Now, I like bankers as much as anyone (so, not at all) but they are good tippers. So of course I was planning on being on my BEST behaviour. But my boss, Adam, thought I needed some extra tips. My boss gave me such good advice, I thought I'd share it with you all. Here is how our conversation went:

A: "Kathryn, you have booking tonight."
Me: "Great."
A: "They are very important people. You treat them well. Don't screw this up."
Me: "Adam, its not my first day. She'll be right."
A: "Yeah it better be. Cos if you screw this up, I loose my job. And you die."
Me: "Adam, is that a death threat?"
A: "No no, a bit. Just be friendly."
Me: "I'm always friendly!"
A: "No, I mean, be friendly, but not too friendly. Keep your dignity."
Me: "Adam, what are you trying to say here?"
A: "Be friendly. If you screw this up, then you'll never see Australia again.
Me: "What???"
A: "Yeah. You never see Australia again. Maybe I show you on a map, but you never see the country in life again. NOt your family, not your friends, not the kangaroos. Nothing. You get me?"
By this point, I'm laughing too hard to reply.

The booking went fine though. They gave me an 80 pound tip, and some half bottles of wine which my friend and I drank at the end of work. Awesome!

Spent today studying. I'm getting that pale, drawn look that people get when they spend too much time in the library. It might be better than my pale, drawn look that I get when I have last minute exam worries, but I'm not sure yet. I'm sick on sitting in a room full of silent people, all trying to out do each other with how smart they look. I'm not cut out for this I tell you!

Monday, November 15, 2010

My postman

Today I met the postman. I was walking back from the Big Tesco on the Old Kent Road, carrying four boxes of wine gums for my mum (they had buy one get one free, so I thought I would stock up for my trip home) when I came around the corner and there, putting the letters in the slot, was my postman. I aid hello, he smiled and asked me if I was from number 4 (because he had a parcel for them), I said no, and then walked in, back to my life.

The whole thing made me think. I mean, for one thing, I'm not even sure if this is my usual postman. Do they change routes at all? Is it always the same guy? But the real question is this- at Christmas time, should I give him some chocolate/fruit mince pies/a card/a tip? I remember people used to do things like this in the olden days (like, the 80's or whatever) but do we still do them? Should I wait for him sometime in December (as he always comes at the same time) and give him a gift? Is it weird, or just nice? Thoughts anyone?

Oh and mum- I will probably eat the wine gums before I get home. Sorry :)